On Sunday night is a special 1 Semester Startup Speed Dating event at UT. Guest Blogger Larry Chiang has some advice on how to succeed at the event.
I give special homework that makes people rich. Im hiLarryAss like that. This event/party/mixer is on my radar for December 2
By “speed dating” it means UT undergrads as pre-entrepreneurs. You’re supposed to walk in with a list of skills. And then “hook up” with other similarly newbie pre-preneurs.
This is how I, Larry Chiang would do it.
DISCLOSURE: I screwed up my baseball career with a legendary coach, Augie Garrido. I learned my lesson and kick plenty of butt now.
TACTIC STRATEGY #1
I’d master “1 semester Startup’s” version at Stanford. It’s called ‘engineering 145’. By master I mean spend 3 hrs cramming and preparing and googling and reading. I would start with this video that took me three years to boil down (mechanical engineering pun intended).
ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole
It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve
TACTIC STRATEGY #2
Then I’d text me 2-10 sentences what you learned. If they don’t suck duck butt, “congrats!-I’m-your-mentor”.
Seriously, while others are shopping for co-founders, you’re walking with my 512-775-8100 cell phone pre-programmed. Walk in on Dec 2 and know
1) you’re uber well prepared!
1b) You’re prolly on the right side of the bell curve. Your BIG 12 Entrepreneur Championship is yours to lose
TACTIC STRATEGY #3
Googled “GaGaGuaranteed Exits summer 2013”. You’re effen welcome
TACTIC STRATEGY #4
Say hi to Jason. And just tell the legendary Bob Metcalfe, the legendary Josh Baer that you’re wanting a JBA and that youve read “Y” number of posts from Larry Chiang
Please have “Y” be greater than 11
TACTIC STRATEGY #5
Don’t get a big head and don’t think about sharing equity or cash w/me. I’m plenty rich enough.
It’s under the Larry Chiang 100% affiliate program.
100% shareholder equity. For u.
TACTIC STRATEGY #6
The GaGaGuaranteed Exit ideas are sitting there just waiting to make you (sorta) rich. They’re easy to do
They’re easier not to do
TACTIC STRATEGY #7
Are you a female?! I blog as a woman named Larry Chiang at Women 2.0 and answer feminine shitake about mentorship here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jB310egEI&feature=youtube_gdata_player Call me and I’ll hold your hand (virtually) as we women boldly go explore entrepreneurship.
This is me in Texas on the TEE VEE!!!!!’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMyLcDaWazU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
TACTIC STRATEGY #8
Watching this video is extra credit